⚠️ A Most Cautionary Note from Ricewine:

Look here, brave nibbler — this Table of Caloric Conjurings is but a work in progress, scribbled between kitchen explosions and mild interdimensional possession. Recipes may shift, vanish, or transmogrify entirely depending on how the oven behaves. If you wish to aid in testing these forbidden delights (or just enjoy lighting things on fire with sauce), send word via scroll — er, email — with “TESTER” in the subject line. Just don’t eat anything glowing without supervision.

— Ricewine, probably covered in aioli

🔥 Tiered Pizza Challenge

• 🔹 The First Seal – New York’s Curse (Level 1)
  
  New York-ish style pizza
  
  🔸 The Second Seal – The Forbidden Island Offering (Level 2)
  
  Sweet-salty-spicy tropical pizza
  
  🔺 The Third Seal – The Burning Bull (Level 3)
  
  Bulgogi steak, crisp pork belly, cup pepperoni pan pizza (cast iron)
  

• 🌶️ The Mexorcism – Exocarnis Ignis (Fiery tortilla bowl nachos)
  
  🌞 The Mexorcism – Exocarnis Lux (Milder twin variant)
  
  🥟 Dumplings of the Damned – Bulgogi dumplings + 2 dipping sauces
  
  🍔 Burger Wrath Rolls – Cheeseburger egg rolls
  
  🧇 The Forbidden Fry – A Dokkaebi Offering – Bulgogi-stacked waffle fries
  
  🍯 Sweet Tater Blasphemy – Chicken, waffles, and sweet potatoes
  
  🌽 Mass Cornfusion – Corn fritters w/ triple corn variations
  
  🌸 The Lotus of Ruin – Birria bao bun + fried onion petals
  
  🐖 This Little Piggy – Zhu Bajie tribute w/ 5 pigs in blanket styles
  
  🌊 The Charred offering of Huli Ka Moa – Hawaiian BBQ chicken egg rolls w/ Spam crisps
  
  ⚗️ Optional Ritual: Eye of the Storm
  
  

• 🧀 The Oathbreaker – Double smash burger w/ fried ravioli cheese core
  
  🍍 The Oni’s Hunger – Teriyaki pineapple double smash burger
  
  🌑 The Moléficent – Single smash burger w/ mole-crisped birria beef
  
  🔥 The Infernal Accord – Hot Italian sandwich on toasted ciabatta
  
  🐷 The Feast of Zhu Bajie – Bacon-wrapped brisket burnt-end sausages in homemade dough
  
  🥩 The Covenant of Meat – Roast beef + pastrami, served 2 ways
  
  🌌 Klaatu Burrito Nicto – Bacon-wrapped birria + mac & cheese burrito
  
  🌶️ The Oathspill Burrito – Steak chicana, beans, rice, cheese
  
  🧟‍♂️ The Last Ride of the Crazy Train – Ozzy tribute burrito, full ritual locked

• 🌮 Blessing of the Tortilla – D20 taco/wrap ritual selector
  🍞 Blessing of Egg – D20 Omelet ritual

•   X  Blessing of the Thigh - chicken thigh flavor combos

• 🍜 Blessing of the Noodle (In Progress) – Pasta/noodle ritual
  🥗 Blessing of the Leaf (In Progress) – Reuse-focused salad ritual
  
  

• 🏰 The Snackrifice – Layered frozen snack tower of doom
  
  🌮 Birria Beef Enchiladas (In Progress)
  
  🐂 The Demon’s Tail – Bacon-wrapped loin steak w/ mustard onions & bleu cheese
  
  🔥 Bacon-Wrapped Cheese & Jalapeño Meatloaf
  
  🥡 Spicy Chicken & Green Bean Bowl – With sriracha-lime soy glaze
  
  🌿 Blessing of the Fire and the Leaf (In Progress) – BBQ steak salad hybrid
  
  🫘 BBQ Chicken Chili Bean Dish (In Progress)
  
  🫘 Beef Chili Bean Dish (In Progress)
  
  🧟 Zombgolian Beef (In Progress) – Undead Mongolian beef
  
  🥃 Bourbon Chicken (In Progress)
  
  🥦 Broccoli & Beef (In Progress)
  
  🌯 Carnitas Burrito Bowl (In Progress)
  
  🥩 Mississippi Pot Roast (In Progress)
  
  🍲 Unknown One-Pot Dish (In Progress)
  
  🧀 Mac and Cheese Ritual Core – Modular mac base
  
  

• 🍫 The Last Bite of the Damned – Hostess/Moon Pie/snack cake slab
  
  🍊 The Tart of Twin Temptations – Candied citrus tart, dual filling
  
  🔥 S’more Rice Crispy Treats – Golden Grahams + crushed Hershey bar
  
  🍎 Caramel Apple Cinnamon Roll – Fusion pastry of chaos
  
  ❄️ Oreo Mint Chip Casserole (In Progress)
  
  🍓 Strawberry Pretzel Salad (In Progress)
  
  

CHAPTER VII: The Wyvern King and the Survivors of the Snackopalypse

🎮 Neebs Gaming Tribute Chapter

🥩 The Wyvern King’s Flame-Seared Offering – Lead steak recipe

🍕 Dora’s Level 4 Pummel Pete-za (In Progress)

🎃 Neebs’ Irradiated Pumpkin Bites + Meat Stew (In Progress)

🥪 Simon’s Sledge Sammich (Linked to Chapter III)

🍩 Appsro’s Spicy Donut Holes (In Progress)

COMING SOON